WEED AND WINE - BLUE MEANIE STRAIN AND SOLO CONTIIGO MALBEC - FLAVOR HEAVEN!

When intellectuals think of little, fuzzy, blue nuggets, what can often come to mind is the frightening image of (rotten to the core) Trump Senior Advisor, Stephen Miller.  Short, fuzzy in the pelo , ugly and blueing from a lack of earthly oxygen after his rise from purgatory and wishing so badly that people would feel sorry for him - much like every demon coward that belongs to the Donald Trump team - the devil is here.  He is operative.  He is so effective at gluing on a false, soft, yet warmly endomorphic, insecurely balding and cowardly cozy image of himself as he tries to act cute and cuddly for the world....batting his child-like eyes as they dew-up with wetness when he speaks his evil rhetoric, ....all the while as he separates infants from their mothers for months on end in prison cells and works to create great racial divide in our great nation.  No, no...this is not the blue nugget in these colorful pictures that im looking for....but his alien blue head, certainly, makes me want to smoke weed.....the blue im thinking of....and, oh, im thinking of something of a cut of Blue Cookies from a famous, unnamed gentleman up, the Mendo way crossed with Sonoma County's finest Sour Diesel and, then, blended into one of the finest OG Kush strains the world has ever seen.....Im thinking of Blue Meanie.  One of the new great powerhouse strains of the future.

Yes, please say hello to Blue Meanie.  No, there isn't really much good to say about racist, Stephen Miller...nor is there much of insight from his insecure and small-dicked boss, Donald Trump.  But in Blue Meanie, there is gold....cannabis gold....giant blue and gold and yellow hues with layers of blue bands and purple frosted ribbons that extend into the stanky core of each fuzzy nugget....perfumed and exotic bouquets hastily lofting into our eager olfactories. Cracking apart these blue nuggets with vigor in curiousity, more notes of fresh, crushed blueberries backed by hints of Manchego cheese and a little bit of fuel from your dusty, mountaineering four wheeler as it rises above the American mediocrity, the politics that dictates it, and the stupid human being running our great nation. Blue is the Meanie.....and blue is our soul, but only for now.  Let's get high.....
To warm our insides, then, we must reach into our hearts and seek, in wine glass, the blood of Jesus(lol) or more realistically known as, fine red wine.  What would pair with such a gorgeous, blue-fruit strain as this Blue Meanie?  MALBEC. Malbec is the varietal that really shines in my mind as the one grape that exudes notes of blueberry fruit - quite typical, in fact, of many of the great Argentine Malbecs made with our neighbors down below.   My choice?  Solo Contigo is a wonderful expression of what is, both, great and typical of the stellar Argentine Malbec industry. For more on Malbec, what it is and where it came from, Visit Vine and Barrel Fine Wines in Betaluma, California...heartful knowledge and a love for libations.....(707)765-1112.  www.vineandbarrel.com

This one is easy - 2014 Solo Contigo Malbec....they call it, the Affaire.  It hails from Mendoza, Argentina.  Solo Contigo translates to, "only with you" and, really, defines the social nature of this wine - what wine is good for - and how much more fun it can be if you smoke some cannabis with it(*NEVER END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION*)  .  It is so good that is made to share with all your friends....and each and every loving person you share with, this wine, will be as thankful as a giant fruit bat that hath broken into a Del Monte canning facility.
At just 13.9% alcohol, these grapes hail from high elevations in the towering Andes.  It is round like Rush Limbaugh with soft tannins......notes of blue, crushed velvety fruit - just as tropical blue burning bowl smoldering with tails of ghostly blue berries that rise from the carbonized crater of your teak wood-carved pipe that you stole from Elves after you raided Sargon's gold, the last time you dared venture into the mountain.
When I, first, tug at this bud and tear off a bowl, it smells of blueberry muffins that rise into my olfactory with pleasant thoughts of being in my grandmother's fragrant kitchen as a young boy teeming with curiousity at the tender age of five.  ....and while the lovely and seductive fruit is there, what follows is a strong reminder - almost a redneckish barnyard note - that this weed has some kick and is has a serious backbone of fuel tanks filled to the rim in stealth jet fighters. This it receives from its ancient and original genetics of the California classic and game-changer, Chemdog.  If you don;t know what this is...what this means....then, start pressing those little, pointy, robotic, mind-controlling buttons and on your Iphone and do some research....KNOW WHAT IS IN YOUR BOWL...... even if you have to discover this HIGHLY (no pun intended) information on the very, evil device that marks, in chronology, the time of technological advance that signifies the speedy

end of the human race. Just ask my kids - they fall asleep with them on their chests at night......#Nofuckingthanks....ill be smoking weed when they release the drones...

For all of you cultural and culinary enthusiasts - swimmers of summery sangria, pilots of the pleasurable purple, bombers of bowling.. these two manipulations of organic nature can go swimmingly, together.  Bring them, both Blue Meanie and Solo Contigo Malbec, to a friend's barbecue, this weekend and share while enjoying steak and grilled veggies off the charcoal barbie.  Fruity and earthy, Blue Meanie OG and Solo Contigo Malbec will render you the hero of the best house party.  So, grab a chair and enjoy...and don't drive....  - and, please, save us from the evil, Stehen Miller and his dark(but very stupid) dOnAlD tRuMp....where did you go, God?....we need her....

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